Poltoon!

E.T. was sick. That was when I realised that E.T. is a girl. The male of her species is a parasitic organism that lives inside of the female. Despite having males and females, they do not have the same gender relationships as we do. E.T.'s dad was living inside him. I saw him come out and give the young E.T. a talking to. He was the king of his people and as such had a greenish jewel set in his forehead. He looked like a tiny version of the giant grasshopper thing from Dune. It was rather disgusting, but I could understand him perfectly, as if by telepathy.

E.T can fly. He (The King) told me humans can do it too, but it's very difficult for us...

# posted by Blatherard Osmo : 1:23 PM